"Well there's just no room for it"
"Of course there's room for it. It's an ever expanding universe. I saw to that during creation."
"That's not what the book says."
"Well, you can't believe everything you read."
"Fine, but you can't just make a new planet on a whim, there's systems involved you know. You'll screw it up if you try to change the systems now."
"Yea, that 'intelligent design' crap really screwed us over."
"Hard to make miracles with people going on and on about how perfect all the systems are, and that there's just no room for chaos. Oh! The constant NAGGING and BICKERING and..."
"Yes, yes, I know. Which brings us back to our current predicament. We'd like a nice quiet peaceful planet..."
"...But would have to form an entirely new galaxy, which will throw off the entire structure of the known universe - on earth anyway, which would throw systems into imbalance, thereby refuting the theory of intelligent design, and destroying the last vestiges of beliefs in deities on the planet earth."
"Which we don't really care about anyway."
"Right."
"Right."
....
"Well, then."
"You know, if we're talking about a new planet, and new inhabitants..."
"Yea?"
"Well, it's not mandated that we HAVE to have intelligent beings...right?"
"Exactly!"
"Oh, thank you!"
"Oh, no, thank YOU!"
"Of course there's room for it. It's an ever expanding universe. I saw to that during creation."
"That's not what the book says."
"Well, you can't believe everything you read."
"Fine, but you can't just make a new planet on a whim, there's systems involved you know. You'll screw it up if you try to change the systems now."
"Yea, that 'intelligent design' crap really screwed us over."
"Hard to make miracles with people going on and on about how perfect all the systems are, and that there's just no room for chaos. Oh! The constant NAGGING and BICKERING and..."
"Yes, yes, I know. Which brings us back to our current predicament. We'd like a nice quiet peaceful planet..."
"...But would have to form an entirely new galaxy, which will throw off the entire structure of the known universe - on earth anyway, which would throw systems into imbalance, thereby refuting the theory of intelligent design, and destroying the last vestiges of beliefs in deities on the planet earth."
"Which we don't really care about anyway."
"Right."
"Right."
....
"Well, then."
"You know, if we're talking about a new planet, and new inhabitants..."
"Yea?"
"Well, it's not mandated that we HAVE to have intelligent beings...right?"
"Exactly!"
"Oh, thank you!"
"Oh, no, thank YOU!"

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